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What i learned at the opera today:

Navy and Black are rarely on speaking terms.
Adults do the potty dance, too.
When a sword doesn’t work, try an orange.
When you flood + dry the rake of the stage w/ soda for tack it does-to make that fucing popping noise when you walk on it.

14 comments:

  1. sticky...

    you know all the tricks, huh?

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  2. um.... i can't claim to understand much of this
    but it sounds intruiging

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  3. ha. love these random bits of wisdom...trading swords for oranges...

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  4. ha, jayne! i am surprised they're *ever* on speaking terms!

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  5. Good things to know...all.

    I can't stand a sticky floor though.

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  6. put these in the dictionary under "truths" that trance-send time.L

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  7. An orange, eh?

    Vitamin C-induced trauma? ;)

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  8. Sounds like an interesting concept!

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  9. I think that I get the soda thing. It sounds like my kitchen floor!

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  10. Lonnie, I need to post more of the dictionary! When I'm off deadline...

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  11. You could probably write a book on all four of these or weave them into a song lyric. Maybe keeping your Donovan theme you could set them to one of his catchy little tunes (I always liked his tunes more than his words).

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  12. Very true about black and navy. Rather like my mother used to say about me not liking my cousin because we were so much alike. ;o)

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  13. i like the brevity of your blog. The sound of dried soda...and the potty dance at the opera. sounds like my kitchen when 3 teenagers are using it! Ha1
    thanks for visiting my site.

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