She had a great diminutive Cuban grandfather by adoption. If something went wrong, ie., a knife breaking while cutting the illustrious bird, or the hose kinking, he would get a faraway look and reach for the ceiling (or sky) reciting Shakespeare. He could pull out, by heart, the appropriate character and speech for any situation.
-Chance Neglected 23/24
Speak on, but be not over tedious. - Shakespeare